Please try the following:
Click the Refresh button, or smash your computer with a large hammer.
If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly, you stupid
To check your connection settings, open case with a screw driver then, fill with gasoline.
Now take a match and proceed to ignite. The settings should match those provided by your
local crazy arsonist (LCA) administrator and Internet service provider (ISP).
your Network Administrator is an idiot, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically screw
If you would like Windows to screw everything up,
click Screw everything up
Some sites require Windows to suck more than normal. Click the Windows menu and then click
Windows suck rate to determine what strength "Suck" you have installed.
If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure you are not running Windows. Click the My
Computer menu, and then right click Drive C:. On the Menu select "Format".
Click the Back button to try another link.
Cannot find server or DNS Error